On Vacation
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21 August 2006
Hello Everyone!
I'll be traveling to two different cities in CHINA - BEIJING and SHANGHAI tomorrow with my hubby for a NINE Day Tour. So, I'll be away from my PC for more than a week and thus won't have time to blog.
But in the meantime, you can read these text jokes that I find it funny:
Kung Nag GAY SPEAK lang sana si GMA at GARCI, eh di sana walang gulo ngayon...
GMA: Halloo Garcia!!
GARCI: Yes Mother! Nakachukchak ko na po yung mga chuva ek ek!!
GMA: Bonggacious!! Yung mga tienes tienes, carry na ba?
GARCI: Winnie Santos na mama! Wiz na worry!! Eclavou na ever!!
GMA: Ang tarush!! Babusshhh!!
At a Funeral.
ERAP: Tara Jinggoy, umalis na tayo.
JINGGOY: Eh Kararating pa lang naten ah?!
ERAP: Naku! Mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo: "Remains will be Cremated".
While taking a bath,
Erap called Loi: Wala bang shampoo?
Loi: Maraming shampoo diyan ah.
ERAP" Eh puro for Dry Hair 'to. Basa na ang buhok ko!
FARMER: Lalake na talaga ang aking anak kasi magsasaka na. Ano ang plano mong itanim sa sakahan natin anak?
SON: Flowers po itay. Madaming Madaming FLOWERS E-V-E-R!
KILLER: Father mangungumpisal po ako.
FATHER: Ano Kasalanan mo?
KILLER: Pumatay po ako ng 20 tao.
FATHER: Bakit?
KILLER: Kasi po naniniwala po sila sa diyos. Kayo po naniniwala ba?
FATHER: Umm, da..dati, pero ngayon trip trip na lang. (hehehe..natakot si father)
I'll be traveling to two different cities in CHINA - BEIJING and SHANGHAI tomorrow with my hubby for a NINE Day Tour. So, I'll be away from my PC for more than a week and thus won't have time to blog.
But in the meantime, you can read these text jokes that I find it funny:
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